These butt ugly dolls were all the rage. Everywhere you would turn would have big black empty eyes staring back at you. The hair would put a spell over middle aged women and grandmas to actually think these demons were adorable. They didn’t just pollute my cartoons, they also invaded my dreams.

3 thoughts on “Artifacts of the Analog Age: Trolls

  1. Finchiekins the Owl says:

    I hated those things SO MUCH. Someone actually gave me one for my birthday and I told my mom to throw it away so I didn’t have to.

  2. lamartherevenger says:

    I saw the powers that run network Saturday morning cartoons (namely CBS’s Cookie Jar TV broadcasts) have made a new troll show. The Trolls are a bunch of ‘hip & fashionable’ girl trolls with magic to win over the boy trolls. Excuse me while I go puke..

  3. rosemaryjayne says:

    oh boy…i had tons of those..my dad was a long distance lorry driver (truck driver to you folks..yep im English) he used to be away for weeks at a time and always brought back Dam Trolls for me from Holland and Germany before they came to England…they really were creepy little things but my mum loved them she used to collect the early original ones in the 60s

    i used to like to brush their hair into flat human styles then shake them till their hair stood on end again …sounds quite cruel actually lol
    my most creepy one had glow in the dark eyes *shudders*

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